Every now and again, one comes across a toy which is so annoying, it begs to be bent if only for purely sadistic purposes. One quick listen to this Barbie toy's irritating voice, and the screwdrivers were out. She's a Mad Lib style storytelling toy; pick from a group of adjectives, verbs, etc., and she weaves a tale of absurdity. Super deep pitch bends and distortion/gate effects make her much more fun. A nice butch paintjob makes the conversion complete. (Click here to see the "before" picture.)

let's make a silly story