Dangerously bordering on whimsical, this Fisher-Price Smartronics Roll-Along Dino (the name's bigger than it is) is freakishly cute, no? Her cuteness is somewhat diminished when one applies the severe pitch bends and distortion controlled by the knob protruding from her side, however. Best feature: it "rarr"s when you roll it, so it can be played with one's foot. Quite convenient when one has eleventy toys and only two hands.

RARR!