This is the Fisher-Price Smartronics Roll-Along Dino, bent a la the DinoRARR, but with your choice of snazzy paint finishes. This toy is durable; it takes about 2 hours to get it open, and is equally a pain to re-seal. It features robust pitch bends in two styles, a mini jack line-out, and two volume settings. And when you roll it, it says "Rarr!" Depending on your bend settings, that can range from a lengthy, dirge-like guttural roar to a squee-inducing chirp of cuteness. It also says colors, numbers, and plays nursery rhymes --- all tastily affected by the bend switch and knob. Very playable and non-crashing.

C'mon, you can't resist that face. For $70 + shipping (approx $5 in the US), one of these adorable-yet-noisy hand-painted fellows can be yours.

RARR!